“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den.” said James.
Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents.
We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there was…………
………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
4 days ago - 
1
1 He froned confusedly.
hey why do you follow this blog
this is an awful blog
I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.
“Who da fuck is that?” I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.
“Lol hi Enoby.” He answered but then he ran away bcos he had hair of magical creature.
I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.
“OMFG!!! Im back in Tim again!!!!111”
1 week ago - 2
2 We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle.
Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
1 week ago - 4
4 All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick.
Da room fell silent………………….Volzemort!
“Eboby…..Ebony…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice.
it was……… Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother.
“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”
“No I do!” shouted.
